After breakfast I decided to go to the library to kill time. I had to find Miss Hill, but when I asked the librarian, she said, "My goodness, hadn't you heard?"
Rule #16 for having a funner life and making a better liar our of yourself - "If a grown-up ever starts a sentence by saying "Haven't you heard," Get ready, cuz what's about to come out of their mouth is gonna drop you headfirst into a boiling tragedy."
I was thinkin maybe she died or somethin but turns out she got married and moved all the way to Chicago. Looks like I'll be walking... for 54 hours! I guess I'll figure somethin out. For now I'm goin to crawl back under my tree for a little nap.
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